What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?