Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?