Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
They're used to overcoming hurdles.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why are turtles so shy?
The museum curator needed a break.
What kind of music do planets like?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?