Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?