What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a short cow?