What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?