Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What animal floats best?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?