What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How long do chickens work?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?