What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What is the tallest building in the world?