Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?