What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?