Puns

What sport is full of interior designers?

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What kind of pole is short and floppy?

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What is the best thing about Switzerland?

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What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

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What sound does a witch's car make?

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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

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What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

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What makes a glow worm glow?

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What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

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What reads and lives in an apple?

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What kind of books do boats write?

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What is an insect's favorite game?

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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

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What's a henway?

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What part of your eye learns the quickest?

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What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

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What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

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What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

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What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

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What kind of clothes does a house wear?

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