What sound does a witch's car make?
Broom broom!
What did the sick chicken say?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?