Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What does winter fat turn into?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do football players deal with their problems?