Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is a table you can eat?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where do books sleep?