Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why are ghosts always single?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?