Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?