Who is the fastest reindeer?
Dasher.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?