How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How do frogs get to work?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?