What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
What is another name for a cow?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?