When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do you measure a millennial?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?