How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?