What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a cat's favorite board game?