How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?