Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?