On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
They're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do fleas travel?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?