Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you give a sick pig?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?