There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?