What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?