What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?