What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are ghosts always single?