Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What happens when a frog's car dies?