What animal keeps up with all the trends?
The hip-po.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?