Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?