What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the holiest insect?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?