What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?