What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is the most faithful insect?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?