What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?