What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?