What is the most adorable season?
Aww-tumn.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?