What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?