What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?