Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?