What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
What's the laziest vegetable?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What bird is losing its hair?