What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where do termites go camping?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a table you can eat?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?