How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?