Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Who won the race between two balls of string?