What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What sweet treat never panics?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's the saddest part of the week?