What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?