What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?