What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?