What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the professor write on the window?