What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What day is your mom always right?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?