What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which animal will never go bald?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?