Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the mime upset?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?